Sauce Monster

Natural predator of the sauce (alcohol); an alcoholic.
Man! I saw Ms. Mac had those little hotel liquer bottles in her desk. I didn't know she was a total sauce monster.
by Deekmeister February 24, 2011
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Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.
by Kennith of the long schlong November 17, 2017
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Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.
Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.
by Arananthi January 04, 2012
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monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them
We had sex, he had a monster hog
by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017
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putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.
Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!
by Onion1246 March 04, 2011
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booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.
"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.
by therealpussyqueen June 21, 2022
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scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.
He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.
by me5000 October 15, 2010
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