Mexican Rose

The act of inserting and removing a tequila bottle or like-sized object into a person's rectal orifice while the person is upside-down vertically. The puckering of the anal walls and surrounding flesh upon extrication forms what is termed as the "Mexican Rose"

"Hey, you have a tequila bottle? I would love to get a Mexican Rose please!"

by seraphic_wrath October 31, 2009

mexican mudflap

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.

Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.

by zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaassssssssxxxx December 1, 2009

Mexican Sunset

Bending over and pulling ones pants down, exposing the anus and showing viewers "The Mexican Sunset"

Teddy and I totally showed that dick a Mexican Sunset last night.

by Mr Poopoop July 25, 2010

Mexi-Badazzeler

Chicano term for those wangsters who "claim" to be in a gang such as SUR13, 18THSTREET etc. yet wear glittery edhardy shirts on the weekdays, but when its time to party they wear Cowboy hats. and drive loud annoying Honda Civics full of stickers that say Guadalajara or Nayarit or the virgin mary. They are normaly over weight with gelled hair. They are Douch bags.They Think they are "Firme" But they are Gross, and will fuck anything with a skirt and a pulse (pulse optional).

Dam.. This "Mexi-Badazzeler" wears more glitter then mi hefa.

Mexi-bedazzeler: Hola Mija, your looking Firme

Mamasita: Eww, you wear more glitter then I do.

Mexi-bedazzeler: Your Ugly any ways Stupid Perra.
(as he drives off in his beat up honda civic)

Mamasita: you would never see me with a Mexi-bedazzeler.

by Mari2Dicks September 25, 2010

Mexican job fair

Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.

Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.

by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011

Mexican Cracker

someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)

White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.

by Be96 March 6, 2011