Math

Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans

Teacher: Students what is math?
Entire class: MENTAL, ABUSE, TOWARDS, HUMANS

by T. Cassius October 18, 2018

Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.

Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class

by Math(s) October 20, 2018

Math

Math is an acronym

M.A.T.H. stands for

Mental Abuse To Humans

This is Math. : (

by Fice123 October 23, 2018

Math

Mental abuse to humans that's excelled by asians.

Math is so hard!

by DoritoFan80 October 28, 2018

Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

Maths

The shittest lesson ever to be experienced it talks about absolute shit like adding letters like when am I going to need to add a and b to make 6389

Maths is bullshit

by Vibrating mr Ashton November 10, 2018

Math

The complex use of numbers and letters to learn, create, explore, understand, etc the universe we live in.

THE TEACHER GAVE ME MATH HOMEWORK SO THAT I LEARN MORE MATH.

by SteveSavage December 30, 2018