moftn

More Often Than Not

A2:Hey, how was your day I heard Jill was being that way again.

B2:Moftn she is always that way.

A1:Hey, I heard bill was being an ass again.
B1:Moftn.
A1:Should really break up with him.
B1:Ya but, he's different.

A1:But, that's what you said about Cregg.
B1:Cregg isn't Bill, Diana!

A1Diana: Okay bitch please.
B1: Don't fuck with me Jill.

A1:I'm not your just being a stupid bitch.
B1:What did you say!!

{Meooow!}

-ruffling dust plooms burst from the office cuticle-

B2Gregg: Ya man Jills a slut

A2Bill: Rlly?

B2Gregg: Ya man should totally date Dianna.

by A Username September 16, 2013

Mofutisu

Pronounced ma-foo-TEE-soo, it's the first two letters of Mother Fucker Titty Sucker.

"I just called my teacher a mother fucker titty sucker and she had no idea."
"How?"
"Mofutisu"

by Bernie1210 April 29, 2014

moffaget

a Family tree of blind idiots who earn a living by giving directions.

I can't find my way back; I need to get a hold of a moffaget

by yup, it's true! June 19, 2014

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

mofield

A douchebag like kiss ass, known for random outbursts of stupidity.person to big to come out of the closet

That big some bitch over there is a mofield

by Bootstoass`s October 1, 2015

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

moffman

Moffman is a horrible person with no friends. He usually has a 1cm dick and moobs.

This Moffman guy has no friends

by Atwat October 14, 2016