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Lesbian alignment

Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.
"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"
by Peter Von Schnitzel December 31, 2008
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something that doesn't exist
male lesbians are straight men, no matter how you chop it up
by firefly juice July 17, 2022
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Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!
by Singadu September 26, 2018
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lesbian hair

by emo chick June 26, 2006
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Lesbian

A woman who has feelings for another woman. She will feel sexually attracted to women, and want to kiss them all over. She will want to get very intimate in bed with them.
I don't like men because I am lesbian.
Jackie had a boyfriend, but she became lesbian, dumped him, and started dating Shirley.
by teddylove8 July 8, 2011
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lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body
by merman24000 July 27, 2012
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