lemons

sour shit that is use to make life shit. but also dank

lemons are dank

by I AM A LEMON August 7, 2018

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.

Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.

by YNWL January 22, 2019

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

lemons

Cave Johnson's least favorite thing life has given him.

I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

by Kookycookies February 18, 2019

Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history

Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito

by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018