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leafgrass

Nelson saysMariya is so leafgrass”.
by urbandictionary454 December 1, 2022
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leayla

Leayla is a nice caring person of she gets mad stay away from here never calm her down. If you do she will become more mad but if you she likes you she will always take your hats and smile at you a lot but never let her go you will never be disappoint you have her by your side at all times she will always protect you
Leayla vary nice
by Spacelucky December 27, 2022
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leaf cutter ants

An e x t r e m e l y interesting species of ants. They cut leaves off of trees, then carry it back to their colony. After that, they get the fungal spores off the leaves and plant the spores in their cute little farms under ground. The fungus then grows and that’s the food that the ants eat (not the leaves). To protect the fungus from getting a disease and dying, they use the antibiotics surrounding their body to coat the fungi. Sometimes these ants can get confused and cut paper instead, as was studied in a lab by some entomologists. Favourite animal of all time. Have a nice day! 😀
Leaf cutter ants are EPIC. So are all other insects.
by Leafcutterantsrcool February 4, 2023
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Leaky Lopez

When someone gets too drunk to use the restroom and just pisses themself.
James: “Yo dude, Billy said he had to take a piss before knocking out.”

Andrew: “It’s alright, I put a diaper on him before we left so he can just pull a Leaky Lopez.”
by EvocativeDog February 13, 2023
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
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leaf

verb: to test maple syrup on various different foods.

the new ketchup
man, I leafed this cottage cheese, and it is fantastic

I am going to leaf my pizza and see how it is.
by jumpstart912 March 19, 2023
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leayana

A athletic, sexy, smart, and loyal person that can express love in every way possible
“She’s such a leayana I love her affection
by 127goat April 4, 2023
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