Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

water leaf

The large classic pot plant leaf. Not very affective to smoke. Generally thrown away.

Look at this huge water leaf I cut off my plant.

by soundrone October 9, 2006

Asynchronous Learning

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.

Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.

by BTAR December 14, 2020

get your learn on

To study for, or become more educated.

Girl, you need to go to the library and get your learn on.

by Casey Lissau November 1, 2006

Haters be learners

An term coined by Harley Morenstein in Epic Meal Time, on the "Candy BBQ" episode.

Haters be learners, we're making double candy burgers

by Erelyes September 29, 2011

Leaky Cheeks

To cry and complain. To have wet cheeks from crying.

Andrew had those leaky cheeks when he got kicked off the team.

by Iron "Sid The Kid" Mike January 4, 2013

Leave In Conditioner

When you jizz in a girls hair.

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013