A gorgeous,sexy, absolute sex god, dick destroyer, unforgettable sex beast in the sheets. Also very smart. Smarter than you probably. Also great tits.
by Laurnedhdhhd November 23, 2021

by Fish Brain December 15, 2017

these people are the absolute best couple ever and everybody loves them together. they are so both SWEETEST PEOPLE EVER, are both so pretty, and are both amazing!! They are both Minecraft gods and will beat you if you kill their Minecraft pets. They are the best couple.
by djsjskakakadb October 22, 2019

A Laurens is a boy everybody is in love with. So cool, so genuine and most of all: extremely sexy!!
If you're seeking a person who knows his share of funny choreographies, look nof further!
Laurens is your man, your savior and the loveliest human alive.
Jeej for Laurens!
If you're seeking a person who knows his share of funny choreographies, look nof further!
Laurens is your man, your savior and the loveliest human alive.
Jeej for Laurens!
by Chantypanty December 9, 2020

Lauren is the most magical human I know. She brightens my day in each and every way. Lauren is very beautiful and everyone would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life. She's a very multi-dimensional person and I seem to find out more and more about her each day. I love Lauren so much and it will deeply affect me if I were to lose her. Lauren is exceptionally smart and has the kindest soul.
by fihaedhsflaskojfdosajfl March 8, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
