A bougie person who is technically intelligent. They are somehow cold-hearted, sarcastic, and nice at the same time. They also will likely play a fancy instrument such as the flute or ukulele. They are also an excellent special brownie baker.
by Xanyr97 March 01, 2018
The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.
by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019
A beautiful girl who cares so much for friends and who has beautiful eyes. She can take all mean and rude comments and be fine and not be afended because she knows her life is awesome
by Hitrunslide17 June 19, 2017
by dracomalfoyissexy April 11, 2021
At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.
"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."
by Gcutr75, the man October 17, 2020