ladyboner

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

Boss Lady

An authoritative individual who has mastered the craft of soup making. This individual demands perfection not only from herself and her soup, but from her customers as well. She runs an efficient and regimented operation. The customers who wish to experience the pleasures her soup can provide must act in accordance with the prescribed policies and procedures.

I went to order some mushroom wild rice soup but Boss Lady threw me out when I horsed around in line.

by Soup Lover July 27, 2008

ape lady

a woman with very hairy arms and back

your mom looks like an ape lady.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)

A phrase to cover the act of female self masterbation whether internal or external.

Rachel says (02:27): I was masterbating
GlassyDarren says (02:27): Girls call it masturbating? I thought that was a boy word
Rachel says (02:28): Ok then I was performing the act of self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)
GlassyDarren says (02:28): Ah much better
Rachel says (02:31): Yeah I am now thank you ;)

by Natreeba March 27, 2008

reverse lady and the tramp

when two lesbians are using the same set of anal beads and their ass' meets in the middle to simulate the scene from lady in the tramp, also applies to use with a dildo

holy shit did u see those chicks doing the reverse lady and the tramp? so hot!

by the turkey baster March 3, 2010

one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.

One question lady is a very odd woman.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 2, 2009