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hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.
That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.
by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006
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hung like a lightswitch

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.
by Andrew K June 24, 2005
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Fuck like Franco

(verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.

Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.

Examples:
1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!
by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco January 24, 2009
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to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio
Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...
by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008
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Liking to be Liked

Essentially, "liking" something on facebook that you don't actually have sincere interest in.

Some do it to fit in by liking what popular people liked.

Some do it to reinforce in everyone's minds that the he/she is, indeed, friends with the poster of the status.*

Some do it to make sure everyone knows that he/she was a part of the inside joke in the status.*

Some do it to create the illusion that he/she was a part of the inside joke in the status.*

*You can interchange 'status' and 'picture'.
Examples of Liking to be Liked:

One, Two, and Three alllll liked Four's status, so I did too.

Five's status was nothing special, but I liked it because I wanted to make sure everyone knows I know her and I'm tight with her.

Six made her status about all the drinks we had, but she didn't name names, so I made sure everyone knows I was the one she had drinks with (in case anyone is unsure I drink) by liking it.

One of Seven's statuses was about her and Eight drinking, and even though I wasn't there, I had to make sure everyone knows I do like to drink (in case anyone doesn't know I'm hardcore) so I liked it.
by Nick D. Howard September 9, 2010
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eating eggs like jeremy irons

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.
by ronnie_e September 23, 2009
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