Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

kevin lin

The fucking OG at ball. Plays ball in a flannel, jeans, and a dress shoe.

Has a lotta drip!💯

LLook at Kevin lin over there! He got so much dripppp.”

by Yea_0k_br0 July 7, 2020

steaming kevin

Like a Hot Carl, but since it is done in Canada, you can see the steam coming off it.

BOB: ew, that girl got a Hot Carl
Doug: ya, but the steam is coming of it, eh.
GOrdie: that's cuz we're in Canada eh, so the steam is called Kevin, or a Steaming Kevin

by sudburybob February 10, 2014

The Filthy Kevin

If you are playing an online game, and u get a fairly decent kill, u have just handed those people, The Filthy Kevin!

Oooooo, he just got the filthy kevin

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

kevin gates'ed

The act of driving the hell off and leaving someone on the side of the road by asking them to retrieve an item from the trunk.
In the same style from the song Makin Love by Kevin Gates

Damn nigga; Amy Kevin Gates'ed my ass on the interstate in the middle of nowhere.

by Saint Patrik July 8, 2018

kevin yeh

Kevin Yeh is not trustable. He is nosy and a creep.

Cheese doodles: Kevin Yeh is a creep and he is the definition of a creep

by BingChiling February 1, 2022

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist for the American band The Jonas Brothers .
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.

Kevin Jonas is going to marry me one day in Figi.

by Brenda K. Pren February 25, 2008