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apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix
Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs
by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017
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snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.
Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.
by TNT X2 January 27, 2018
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Social discord junkie

A social justice warrior that sows discord compulsively to satisfy their need for attention and validation, often by asserting their entitled opinion with unbridled hatespeach and delusional bias
That social discord junkie starts conflict whenever possible.
by Blake unknown April 27, 2019
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Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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pull a Jenkins

1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time
did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.
by ciko-the-it-guy September 14, 2021
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Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
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