Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.

Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.

by Greg fipher December 31, 2023

Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Johnny

The person who I have in my basement

Johnny:pls let me go
Me:no🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

by I_like_frogs_:) February 20, 2022

Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.

Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.

by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

Johnny

A man who speaks clearly & Fully Fluent in English, Spanish & French. He high vocal strength & Loudness which he cannot be quiet anymore, anyone can hear him clearly even if hes tired.

Modern people have normal skulls, But Johnny has a warrior skull, that symbolizes his dominance.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Different Johnny

Being less/more high on drugs then the people around you

I can’t understand you because you’re on a different Johnny

by Dixxie Longg May 9, 2020

johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared

Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.

by Papaspizza June 24, 2017