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Jimmy Jones

Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.
"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."




"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
by Rogue Employee August 5, 2008
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Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.
I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.
by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010
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Jimmy Rod

A middle aged balding, scooter riding, cat loving faggot ass of a man. Who when confronted cowers like the bitch he is and crys to his wife who then bitch slaps him and sends him to his top bunk.
Look It's Jimmy Rod on his scooter, holding a cat, with a black eye. I'll bet his wife kicked his ass again.
by Semper-Fi March 7, 2009
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Jimmy saville

A kind man that deserves lots of love of the country who had these terrible accusations made about him and the pre schoolers which isn’t true at all the pre schoolers loved jimmy
by End proppy October 12, 2022
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jimmy eat world

A great punk/emo rock band from Arizona. They have multiple albums but their breakthrough song was "The Middle" from the formerly titled "Bleed American" album, now self-titled. Their latest cd is "Futures".
Did you get the new Jimmy Eat World album? "23" kicks ass.
by melsocoolfan July 15, 2008
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Jimmy Jam

a pinch/dip of smokeless tobacco, preferably Skoal Mint, that lacks in size or is smaller than that of the average five year old.
Wow dude, that's not even a dip its a damn jimmy jam.

Nice jimmy jam fag, my little brother puts in bigger dips than that.
by Bullrog March 8, 2011
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