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italian heart attack 

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

italian tomahawk 

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.
1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.
italian tomahawk by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018

Italian stranger

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger

Italian star 

Another term for a soulmate. Usually used on men/boys ages 13-14.
“Did you see Becky and Robert? They are so in love.”
Yeah,they’re each other’s Italian star.”

Italian Churro 

When you do anal and pull out to a thick coating of poo on your cock
"Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."

Italian delite 

When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.