An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.
by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010
Get the Internet Awkwardmug. 
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
Get the internet shootermug. 1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
by sming January 8, 2010
Get the internet bankingmug. "Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."
by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015
Get the Internet Explorermug. The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
by mel268 July 7, 2010
Get the Internet Diagnosingmug. A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
Get the Internet Retardationmug.