garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed

garden weed is yeast

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Weed contrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude. see also the conspiracy theorist's variant weed chemtrail.

The crew in that car must be very high - it's leaving behind a weed contrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017

Weed Juice

(liquatis cannabis)
Juice extracted from the cannabis plant with high thc content

"Dude I'm tripping out on weed Juice!"

by xxkushmaster420xx March 1, 2018

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

diet weed

Diet weed, also known as Delta 8, is THC that is derived from hemp rather than marijuana. It still produces a high, but one that is not as potent as regular weed.

You can buy it, as well as Delta 8 edibles, at smoke shops—including in states where marijuana is illegal, which is where most of its appeal comes from.

Person 1: Hey man, you want a hit?

Person 2: No thanks, real weed gives me anxiety. I'll stick to diet weed.

by Ilikemusicc September 6, 2022

porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015