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"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
mugGet the now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.mug.

Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Bunk Bedmug.

Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
mugGet the Stealth Bedmug.

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
mugGet the Bed snugglesmug.

bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
mugGet the bed carrotmug.

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