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horny

when your dick is bigger then your big toe
Last time i got this horny is when my 79 year old science teacher bent down right in front of me

male/and/or/female

Are you still high man? no, i'm just horny
by Btothemage January 8, 2009
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horny

To want To fuck the shit out of anything in your path..... Including (to some people) sheep,dogs,cats,blow up dolls, your lover,sister inlaw,in some cases your brother inlaw,familey menbers,little children, ect. (all are fucked up cept your lover....... if u like the others u need to get a life)
"Im so horny i could eat the crouch out of a raggedy ann doll" "Im so horny..... but she so young. o well" " im so horny. but baaaaaaa means noooooooooo"
by bigv69420 June 17, 2006
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Horny

Ava and Joe were walking home from the Club. Joe kissed Ava. Ava kissed him back, and shut the door. Ava opened the door, and Joe walked in. She said "come to the bedroom baby" Joe and Ava went to the bedroom, and both got horny. Joe stuck his cock in Ava's pussy, and Ava shouted "BABY FASTER!! OOH YEA RIGHT THERE!" They had sex all night.
by ThatBoyOverThereWantsToFuck November 23, 2016
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horny unicorn

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head
by RyanCock February 22, 2009
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horny pirate

After oral sex the man jerks off at the girls face and puts his into her left eye. Then he kicks her right leg. The girl becomes angry and wants to chase the guy. She has her eye closed and can't walk good and looks like a pirate.
I gave her a horny pirate last night

She became a horny pirate.
by KillaKennedyKlan May 27, 2016
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Horny

It’s when a male or female are having sexual thoughts
UHHHHHHH JOHNY IM WET F-FUCK ME😉😉 u Horny fucks
by Selena mango November 30, 2019
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Horny old goat

A phase said to some elses horny grandfather showing he has a long white field of pubic hair and fucks young wemen for pleasure
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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