Hooker holler

The manner in which to pick up hookers using the holler "yee-yee"

Bro #1: yo is that a hooker walking over there?
Bro #2: yeah give her a hooker holler.
Bro #1: yee-yee
Bro #2: yeah here she comes.

by Phatkiddpk May 6, 2022

hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money

She wore the hookers strap today…

by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022

hoserbateing

The act of masterbation with a properly fileted walleye

I went to canada to visit my hoser cousin, it was there i caught him hoserbateing with our supper. I ordered pizza that nite instead.

by Dissapointerists July 1, 2022

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits into a routine double play

Man oh man he really hosmered that one

by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits a routine ground ball

Man oh man he really hosmered that one

by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits a routine ground ball

Man oh man he really hosmered that one

by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022