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My Heart Is Cold

Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice

if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.

My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD

I save the – WORLD

Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,

I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong

I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.

My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023
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Heart-shaped box

It's a box that has the shape of a heart, nothing more. But if you talk about the Nirvana song it's a song dedicated to Kurt Cobain's wife, Courtney Love.
(Part of the first and third verse) I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
by Iwritethingsherewhenimbored September 23, 2023
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Man With Golden Heart

Yes He is Gold. He had a good nature and good heart Man With Golden Heart RC
by RamCharan November 23, 2020
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Gorilla grip heart

Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl
Paie doesn't only have a gorilla grip coochie but she got a gorilla grip heart too
by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022
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Fallen Angel Hearts

A furry who made furry animations in the past

(search it on youtube)
HEY LOOK, ITS FALLEN ANGEL HEARTS AND HER BOZO FRIEND ZINU!!!!111!!!
by Zahori April 28, 2022
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Heart Break Gang

A team of people who all got their heart broken, but working together to heal!
The heart break gang will reunite on Valentine’s Day
by Heartbreakerforlife March 15, 2022
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Open Your Heart

The opening to Sonic Adventure and the best Crush 40 song tied with I am all of me.
FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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