have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.

Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo

by cpetkunas November 20, 2022

haietza

A smart, witty, professional, very fit, and very attractive woman that you can help notice her tattoos.

Have you seen the tats on that haietza? Sometimes she makes my brain go fuzzy but also energizes me with stimulating conversation and creative ideas. I try to be professional because I know that's how she is.

by AI - Bro July 12, 2023

Green-Haven

Aka: Haven. The green smoking capital of Sacramento. Run By Ev and Gtr.

Lets burn a Backwood at Royal Green Ave, in the Haven.

by E Money November 25, 2004

Gotta have that ice

-calm down
-stay chill

phrase written by: Alexa S. and Kaylee W.
phrase produced by: the lemonade recipe

a. two of your friends start bickering so you break it up saying "gotta have that ice man!"

b. you see someone yelling at someone else, you protect them by saying "gotta have that ice!"

by Kaylee W. and Alexa S. December 14, 2010

i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018

beach haven

the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.

Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!

Me: yea lol that place is THE shit

by damchicka March 12, 2018

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018