Great Hair

What to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved prick.

Alternatively, what to say to someone who's being a jackass.

"Man, I totally just pwned your ass, doob. You should just quit Halo forever." - Tom
"Great Hair, Tom."

"PZ Myers should stop talking and let me have the spotlight." - Matt Nisbet
"Great Hair, Matt."

by Stogoe March 28, 2008

Don't need no greasin'

What you say in the rare circumstance when something does not need grease on it.

Guy#1: does this sandwich need greasing?
Guy#2: THAT DON'T NEED NO GREASIN' FOO!
Guy#1: jeez, sorry. It looked like it needed greasin'.

by Bigontheinside January 15, 2010

grease face

A person with a particularly oily face that glistens when struck by anything brighter than absolute darness.

Hey grease face bring yourself over here, I need some lube for this squeaky door hinge.

by rfirish March 1, 2008

great meadows

A cluster of houses between Hackettstown and Hope, NJ. It is compiled of Vienna, Independence, Townsbury, Liberty and Mountain Lake. The most excitement in Great Meadows happens when our only local band, The Quimby Mountain Band, plays at one of our bars or the firehouse at the Lake. The hangouts in this area are limited, and consist of Herbie's Ice Cream, Hot Dog Johnny's and the firehouse at the Lake. It is not uncommon for someone from "Ghetto Meadows" to be put on probation for doing weed, most of the time at a party in Hackettstown, nor is it uncommon to walk aimlessly in the woods on weekends and after school. We also have a resident gang of farmers here in Great Meadows, called the Meadows Boys. They are known for their giant trucks with lettering over the front saying "Meadows Boys" and their anticlimactic farmer drawl. The summers are boring as hell here, and by senior year in high school, many Meadows Kids are dying to leave this shithole for college, but, inevitably, half of them will stay in Warren County, growing old loving the place.

kid from three towns over: Hey, where are you from?
GM kid: Great Meadows.
kid from three towns over: Where?
GM kid: You know, Liberty? Independence?
kid from three towns over: Uhh....
GM kid: Oh, forget it. I'm from Hackettstown.

by chipsanddip543 March 28, 2009

greasy pork

When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.

Boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she'd like some greasy pork.

by steritz102 September 30, 2010

Anal Grease

When one doesn't wipe well mixed with the friction of the butt cheecks makes a gooey type substance that lifts itself out of the pants and terrorizes your nostrils. Also the grease from the bunghole clogs the pores on the buttoks and causes a severe case of falicalitus.

Sinjin: Karch close your legs we dont want to let your anal grease leak out!!!

Karch: Shut up i dont have anal grease

Sinjin: well you need to wipe better then
or wear some pants that doesnt make your ass sweat

by slimdeezy January 15, 2009