Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:
(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
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Get the golden polish mug.Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.
As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.
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Get the golden watermelon mug.Golden Wishbone is when someone pisses their pants. Plain and Simple. When it starts there is a dark spot that soon runs down both legs looking like a wishbone. Some people also refer to it as the Golden Arch.
I once drank to much and passed out. Even though I was sleeping my kidneys weren't. When I woke I noticed that I had the Golden Wishbone
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I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.
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Get the Golden Mustache mug.A financial problem caused by a misunderstanding of your contract or agreement. It can cost you a lot of money if you aren't careful.
Narrowly avoiding the financial burdens involved would be called "dodging a golden bullet"
Narrowly avoiding the financial burdens involved would be called "dodging a golden bullet"
Person 1: "I found out that I wasn't actually covered by unlimited texting on my cell phone, even though I paid for it. Turns out I misunderstood the terms, and I almost had to pay for a couple thousand dollars worth of texting. Luckily I was able to talk my way out of it, and only paid a few hundred."
Person 2: "Wow, you really dodged a golden bullet"
Person 2: "Wow, you really dodged a golden bullet"
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