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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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God Devil

A Song written by Sketch A Peaze about The Battles Between Good & Evil and How Humanity Civilization is split between the Good Behavior and Bad Behavior. And also shaping our society as a whole of the unknown's between what our inner demons are viewed towards each other as human beings.

-A Song that basically tells if you Good Spirited or a Bad Spirited Person

- The Best song ever written in the 21st Century or in this Decade Period!!
Person1: Hey Bro you listened to Sketch A Peaze's new Album God Devil.
Person2: Yeah Bro the shit is hot fire!!! He's Basically saying we are all God Devil and whatever comes out of us human's is bound to be telling on themselves each time they project there motives out in the fore front.
Person1: The Song is Hot and He actually is like The Devil Himself Narrating it and God at the End Saying It.
by I.S Akbar November 5, 2021
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gods menu

should've been SOTY but mnet robbed everyone
"Have you heard of gods menu?"

"Don't you mean SOTY?"
by lixielvr November 7, 2020
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god flip

When a psyconaut ingests lsd followed by psilocybin mushrooms an hour and a half later then takes mdma a half hour after that then waits an hour to be peaking on all 3 then smokes dmt.
"hey Jon you tryin to come over and god flip before church Sunday?"
by terrence mckenna August 31, 2013
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god did

when you succeed when nobody believed in you
they didnt believe in us, god did
by lopus420 November 4, 2022
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God Jihyo

AKA Park Jihyo or Jihyo, she is one out of nine members of KPOP Girl Group, Twice. She is known for having legendary vocals, fancams, her motherly habits, and is the leader of Twice. Plus, she spent 10 years of her life as a trainee. Which is why we, Once, call her God Jihyo.
“Have you seen this fancam of this woman?”

“Yeah, that’s God Jihyo!”
by GreenTeaIsGreen June 26, 2019
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The God Wall

1. The point in a rational discussion or debate in which one side's argument is ultimately found to rely on one's belief in God or a particular dogmatic religious tenet. This is known as the God Wall, or the point where reason, logic, evidence, and empirical observations smash futilely against the ironclad stance of faith with little to no persuasive impact on the argument or position being discussed.

2. A protective shield or mental block used by religious believers to ward off any and all arguments used against their faith-based worldview.
"So why don't you think that Gay marriage is acceptable?"

"Because homosexuality is a sin, it’s not natural, and marriage should just be for heterosexual couples who want to start a family."

"But homosexuality occurs in most species, and scientists have shown us that its occurrence is a near universal phenomenon in nature. Further, mental health professionals have found that same sex couples make perfectly adequate parents and you don't have to be married to have a loving family. Why do you support discrimination against a minority group?"

"Oh, well, it’s God's law and He's all knowing and infallible. Plus, it’s in the Bible."

“Ahh, I seem to have backed you up against the God Wall in this conversation since my well reasoned arguments based in logic and evidence have had no impact on your stance."

"I'll pray for you, you heathen sinner."
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