Snow gobble

To only have relationship for holidays.

We had a great time during the holidays with this girl, then he snow gobbled me after New Years.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.

I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.

by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

My little brother Gabriel

Gabes the Glizzy Gobbler

Gabe will Gobble your Glizzy

by Hatersgonnahateboyyyy March 5, 2021

glizzy gobbler

a glizzy = a willie
gobbler = eating
should be enoiugh of an explantation
unless you are a dumb whore

that whore is such a glizzy gobbler

by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021

glizzy gobbler

(n) used to or referring to a person, male or female who gobbles, gnaws on, or eats a sausage or weenie

Wow man that girl is a real glizzy gobbler. She ate that inhaled that weenie in a second.

by Actor202 June 7, 2021

caulk gobbler

Your mother

Hey didn’t you hear? Andrews mom is a caulk gobbler and she’s the best

by Women connoisseur July 6, 2021