german tank

rhyming slang for "wank"

he's having a german tank (wank)

by discokelly February 8, 2010

Germany

The greatest country ever

Friends: America is the best

You: No fuck u Germany is the best

by Swaglettuce October 11, 2019

German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."

by fridagutentag May 6, 2009

Austro-Germany

Small island-nation in the South Pacific. Close ties with Australia. Former colony of Germany. Landlocked since 1928. Language: English with German accent. Famous for surfing, neejees, amazing dancing abilty.

A: Have you ever been to Austro-Germany?
B: Of course, haven't you seen me shitty-wank?

by Josef McBrez August 13, 2006

germany paper

a band where no one knows how to play any insrtuments. the best band ever

Bob:did u hear germany paper play last night? they rocked!
Joe:dude, wat are u talkin about? germany papers just a bunch of hot chicks who cant play!

by hannah May 28, 2004

germ chaser

A guy who wants to fuck a guy who is HIV positive.

Bob: Curtis cannot wait to bang a guy with aids
Jim: WHAT!! I did not know that Curtis was a germ chaser

by viceroyfaggatry September 7, 2008