German

1.a shit hole land mass consisting of
women who look like men and men that look like the pimple on my ass.

2.another word for shit.

"Look Tom, I bet that's the biggest German you've seen. All I ate were saurkraut and German(shitty)beer."

"That is one smelly German"

by TomDerris/Southern Empire April 29, 2009

Germans

Beer guzzling car maker, but ugly, hairy, and stink like cabbage. They, along with the Brits voted as the ugliest tourist in the world. Often spot in the Bar got drunk

Person 1: Who's that drunk ugly hairy mofo over there?
Person 2:That must be the Germans

by evilmode October 14, 2012

German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.

I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her

by Bois club August 10, 2016

German Juice Box

The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.

“You ever tried a German Juice Box?”
“What’s that?”
“You wanna find out....?”

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019

german beer

when you are balls deep in a girl you piss in her and then grab a cup and catch the piss in it and then drink it

last night was the greatest german beer i ever had

by wingman21 February 4, 2009

german car wash

While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.

That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face

by samnyst04 May 3, 2008