turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

denim gravy

When you cum in your jeans. Hence denim gravy.

"Dude,that chick was so hot I made denim gravy."

Dude,that chick was so hot I made denim gravy."

by Mr. Luke.p June 2, 2016

denim gravy

When you cum in your jeans

Dude.When that chick walked by I made denim gravy

by Mr. Luke.p May 25, 2016

hoomemade gravy

A type of gravy, believed to be the greatest of all time.

You haven't lived until you've tried hoomemade gravy

by mgcg May 16, 2016

baby gravy

1. a synonym for baby sauce commonly used when joking that something looks similar to semen

2 a curse used in place of "Good God!"

3 semen, jizz cum, ect.

person: -trips- "SWEET BABY GRAVY!"

person: "I thought that icing looked like baby gravy for a second!"

by bubbelpop2 July 30, 2016

table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.

Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."

by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016