Goals

Katlyn

Katlyn is GOALS

by Unknowwnonnnne October 31, 2017

ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

ass-ramming goat fucker

A derogatory name you would use to describe someone who is so fucked up you wouldn't be surprised if they fucked goats in the ass.

Chuck was talking about fucking your grandmother! He's such an ass-ramming goat fucker!

by LaLaLane December 12, 2007

Goatsucker

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008

goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

by hindithug September 2, 2011