ben friday

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You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.

Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

Fishy Friday

Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.

Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

esme freya shires

A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down

Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute

by Mr homless September 29, 2020

dirty freya js

when two or more 60+ aged men with 4 inch knobs shit in a bucket and have pillowfight with flanels previously in the bucket, this process is often done naked or in provocative clothing , such as kilts and BDSM latex morph suits. The participating person sits in the middle of the battle.

"omg dave yesterday me and tony did a dirty freya js with philip in the middle."

by DJ wigglewiggle January 9, 2021