San Francisco Rich

1. When you have a kick ass job earning in the six figures yet you still have a beater car and a small shoe box house with a huge mortgage.

2. The disbelief of earning a huge income yet still just living an average life in the Bay Area.

Guy 1. Are you going to the SF Giants Game tonight?
Guy 2. Nah Man those tickets are expensive.
Guy 1. I thought your company just went public?!
Guy 2. Yeah it did but I'm San Francisco rich.

by Jay by the C April 21, 2015

San Francisco Smile

A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.

Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?

by Jb79 January 11, 2016

San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.

I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred

by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016

Fart Fanning

A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner

Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA

by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016

chalon flannigan

A genius with A.D.D. Someone who says or does the smartest thing you have ever heard or seen, directly followed with the dumbest thing you have ever seen or heard.

I thought he was the next Albert Einstein when he went 13-0 in fantasy, until he played Mariota over Newton, he's just another Chalon Flannigan.

by Flandingo December 21, 2016

san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017

cade francis

a very attractive young man who is a hit with the boys he has a massive cock and only ficks men with big doodles

that guy is such a "cade francis"

by u isn't this working January 30, 2017