Failtard

Someone who fails at life, in general - but also does it in a rather amusing way.

Jen - Dr. Ian Malcolm is easily the hottest man in Jurassic Park, despite now being painfully old and wrinkly..especially down below.

Dan - You're a fucking failtard man.

by Crouchio March 4, 2010

read for filth

Calling someone a liar.

Damn, she keeps reading him for filth!

He was full of it, I read him for filth.

Read for filth.

by wessort September 23, 2016

Filthy Mc Jagger

A guy getting his ass and balls licked then the girl kisses him on the mouth

Yesterday my girl friend came over and gave me a( Filthy Mc Jagger) .....

by ALL BITCHES RATTLE!! April 19, 2018

Spam filter

Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.

1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.

2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.

3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.

Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.

Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.

User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.

I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?

System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

foiltired

The feeling of never giving up but tired of people running all over you. You show true character when tired or when stressed.

I’m so foiltired of you!!

by Ytbml July 21, 2022

foiltan

Past tense of foiltanning
The act of foiltanning is a method of skin tanning oneself with tin foil wrap. The tinfoil is commonly wrapped around one's scrotum, and is heated by the sunlight, resulting in a medium brown tone.

The male model went and got a foiltan before the photographer took his picture.

by John724 June 17, 2024

filth-a-boo

Normally associated with females who are pure filth and like to advertise this fact on the facebook wall of their siblings.

Jesus she is pure filth-a-boo look what she wrote on facebook: is looking foward to assessing the thrust and throttle of the F16 pilot she met today!!!

by Steeeeeeve Walls October 3, 2007