break my finger (off) in his butt

(When one's offer of help has been rebuffed) to take offence and therefore actively endeavour to worsen a situation.

I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt. Bloody bastard!

by TaNeaGrafika April 19, 2008

Fingerboard

A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.

Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

finger puppet

A young women who dresses very scantly. She is easily influenced by popular trends and often promiscuous sexually.
Usually between the ages of 13-17. Always immature.
This phrase orginated in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It is a local pharse as of 2006.

"This girl I met over the internet is a finger puppet"
"Wow, whats with all the finger puppets at this party?"

by Tiki Marika May 30, 2006

stinky finger

the act of itching you, or your partners anus, or genitalia, and then smelling your finger.

You shouldn't itch that, or your going to have a stinky finger.

by grandmasboy438 July 8, 2010

finger cheese

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

by Xynn December 30, 2007

Fap Finger

When your fingers are stuck in fap-position after an especially extreme session of fapping.

John: Dude what's up with your fingers?
Adam: I got fap finger man. Damn Angelina Jolie movie marathon...

by Kev Butler July 23, 2010