jelly fucking

When you have sex with a very fat lady.

"I wont ever let anyone know I have a fetish for jelly fucking"

by Megan--] July 22, 2006

butt fucking son of a bitch

A person who is an asshole and fucks ass

cartman- "dont call me fatt you butt fucking son of a bitch!"

by south park rules! April 12, 2005

Fucking Martians

Stupid green bastards.

www.illuminedgaming.com 6/16/04

by Somac June 18, 2004

Fucking pissed as shit

Not only to be 'pissed'
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'

Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.

Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?

by TheMaskedddAvenger November 28, 2009

fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

Fucking it up

(Positive conotion) The act of doing something in a dope way that impresses others.

(Negative conotion) In the present moment of doing something that’s shitty and everyone knows your taking a fat L.

(Ruins the design on a birthday cake) “Bro your fucking it up, you dumb piece of shit, fix it”

by Mr.Millennium September 20, 2018