Feels

One of the worst STDs you could possibly catch.

Ex:

Bro1: "Bro, I totally got it in last night with her, but I think I caught the feels!"

Bro2: "Negative, you better drop those feels now bro!"

by Malachor May 22, 2014

feel

To get extremely irate, very angry

When I touched his little sister Barry wnet feel.

by Khanivor December 11, 2003

touchy feely

(n)That little #10 on the uga basketball team that likes to give all the players a little patty pat on their back or butt. But we're not complaining, he is VERY nice...
(v) the act of constant and unneeded touching in awkward and inappropriate situations...

Touchy Feely on Bugeyes' balls...
That little touchy feely is pretty damn hot!!

by ugagirl14 February 25, 2004

I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

feelin' cold

When someone is "feelin' cold" it means they are wearing a lot of diamonds or silver jewellery.

"I'm feelin' cold, cuz I'm wearin ma ice on ma wrist/neck dogg"

by Anonymous2616 August 9, 2006