The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence 

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

tie for first 

(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.

You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3

tie for first by Vadriac October 9, 2008

love at first plight 

When you are forced to interact with someone due to some unexpected blunder or tragedy (e.g. a car accident) and end up as romantic partners with that person.

Mr. and Mrs. Davis always joke about how they met when his car ran over her mailbox, their love at first plight scenario

love at first plight by the_one_that_wasnt_taken December 5, 2011

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction 

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

Sophia the First 

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

Sophia the First by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

Ass First by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009

Dirty First Down

Kind of cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her ass and get some poo on your fingertip. Then put a little on another finger on your other hand. Right when you cum, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete's eyeblack, and then yell "First Down" and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.

Last night I was giving Meg some doggy action, and gave her a Dirty First Down. She loved it.

Dirty First Down by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009