ethan isenhauer

someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis

zebus: where did you get your car
kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI
zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer

by efan1234 April 29, 2009

Ethan & Caitlyn

shady, two very shady people

"Oml your being such a Ethan & Caitlyn right now" - "Not ah I'm not shady at all"

by et.hann August 21, 2016

Ethan Myers

The most amazing person you'll ever meet! He's someone who is always there for you no matter what or how bad things get. He's smart, kind, really good looking, funny, and a all around amazing person. He's the kind of person who you fall for in just a day and it will take a long time to get over him. He is the kind of person who when you think of him all the bad things go away and it's only him. He makes you feel like your the most amazing thing he's ever seen.

I love you Ethan

,Sasha

Ethan Myers is perfect in every single way!

by Sashagreen799 February 13, 2019

Cool Ethan

The act of putting a large ice cube in your ass and squeezing it out into a womans vagina after ejaculating in her vagina.

I fucked her so hard she was beggin for a "Cool Ethan"!

by Joe Trio November 13, 2007

Ethans dick

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope

Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope

by Smedgd April 23, 2017

ethan rodgers

The most amazing person you will ever meet!

me: You are amazing!

Ethan: Tell me something I don't know.

me: JK your an ass!

I love Ethan Rodgers!

by Julianne1714 November 23, 2018

ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.

by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021