The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

Mushroom Piston Engines

Car Engine production company.

Mushroom Piston Engines supplies me.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021

Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing

Hey kid, you wanna hop on engine testing?

by tihmmer May 28, 2021

Merlin Vac Engine

They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework

Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit

by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021

Afro-American engineered

When you go beyond magyverng something. Fix something with duck tape, safety pin, paperclip or hot glue.

Deon just afro-american engineered his hole in his shoes with duct tape

by HuStLeLaYnE23 December 14, 2021