Dug Eatin' Beans

Dug Eatin' Beans

Imagine a dog eating beans off the floor.

First Guy: "Hey that chick with huge chebs is well nice"

Second Guy: "Aye, a would go down on her like a dug eatin' beans"

by lanolinlikesheepswool September 6, 2009

easington

Easington is a shithole and is full of some strange but some fit lads

“Hey are you down easington”

by Shardyyxo January 11, 2018

Edating

Edating is related to long distance, but never met in person. Commonly in different states or countries. Usually parties meet on online chats.

"I met myles on kik and we started edating a week later"

by YungBBQsauce February 25, 2018

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

Eatin' my puddin'

A common U.K slang for 'eating ass' or giving a rimjob

Oy,this lass was eatin' my puddin' all night on Chewsday. It only cost me an extra 10 quid!

by DaymnDayniel November 2, 2022

dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

Nigerian Fire Extinguisher

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.

"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"

by Ike Wit October 1, 2015