Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.

Ethan hates us he never replies

by He's July 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr

My name isEthan

by Slay.eden July 25, 2017

Ethan Van

Ethan Van a person who always looks forward to spending time with friends but only on Fridays.

you: did you have a good weekend?
Ethan Van: na but I saw piper on Friday!🍆💦

by systemking July 30, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet he is tall and handsome has a nice jaw line, cheek bones, eyes that have a amazing green tint and buy the time he is 16 a super hot body, he can be kind and understanding or a absolute asshat depending on how serious the situation is, Ethan is also a excellent judge of character and is excellent at sorting out conflicts.

see that guy , must be a Ethan

Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter

by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 19, 2017

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017