Emily Maguire is the producer for the Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show on 100.7 Jack FM in San Diego. She is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. She has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. Unfortunately, it's not the one men want to get access to.
She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.
She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.
by unrealgecko August 22, 2011
Get the Emily Maguiremug. An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.
by emilyjohnsonisnumberone April 19, 2011
Get the Emily Johnsonmug. You are very lucky if you clapped her sexy booty.Anyone who say she ain't beautiful is a retarded Ass
Me: she needs a good booty licking
Child: THATS MY MUM
Nonce: She got a thick arse
Me: she needs a good booty licking
Child: THATS MY MUM
Nonce: She got a thick arse
Emilie's mum
by Papa clit licker July 21, 2019
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by imfinnasmackthatass October 3, 2017
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by chantelle May 7, 2005
Get the Emily's assmug. by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011
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