Emily Maguire

Emily Maguire is the producer for the Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show on 100.7 Jack FM in San Diego. She is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. She has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. Unfortunately, it's not the one men want to get access to.

She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.

If there is a God above, Emily Maguire will throw caution to the wind and throw me a shot.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

Emily Johnson

An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.

Emily Johnson

by emilyjohnsonisnumberone April 19, 2011

Emilie's mum

You are very lucky if you clapped her sexy booty.Anyone who say she ain't beautiful is a retarded Ass
Me: she needs a good booty licking
Child: THATS MY MUM
Nonce: She got a thick arse

Emilie's mum

by Papa clit licker July 21, 2019

Emily Kane

a song by Art Brut, but a metaphor for that one person you'll never really get over.

i know we've been broken up for over five months, but i think i still love him. he's my emily kane.

by lalalalalalalalalalalalalala. June 3, 2009

emily bechtold

Dumb thic bitch. Gives a1 blowjobs. Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. She’ll blow your mind.

Damn that girl fucked me like Emily Bechtold.

by imfinnasmackthatass October 3, 2017

Emily's ass

the largest ass to ever appear in history, excess junk in the trunk, the product of too much gymnastics and ice cream, ghetto booty

emily's ass is simply astounding

by chantelle May 7, 2005

Emily Skirpan

The hottest girl to walk the Earth. She is beautiful beyond compare.

Man 1: Is that Emily Skirpan?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude! Can't you tell by her hotness!?

by Hempfield_69 January 17, 2011