douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011

california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.

She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag

by Retardland November 7, 2013

bomb duffer

a English language phrase which means something is great or brilliant

friend:I went to the theme park yesterday and went on that new rollercoaster.........you:yaa I went on that on the first day it opened its the bomb duffer.I was cleaning vomit out my nose all day after I came off it.......this is a real phrase not made up..its a old phrase.....

by real phrases 2014 January 11, 2014

The Duffster

Usually the duff of the group. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) Does not usually have plans without there one friend that's usually a girl. Tries to have a girlfriend but fails when she turns insane.

Brian is the duffster.

by TheLucyfur March 1, 2015

elliot duff

An awkward looking man with a wang so small you need a microscope to see it.

Omg his wang was so small! He must be Elliot Duff!

by Jsnsinebusisnssn August 7, 2017

puff duff

When you have too much fun (read: alcohol) and you're lame the next day and stay in bed and not participate in vacation activities.

In Jamaica, Jim partied too hard and the next day stayed in and was a total puff duff.

by CurtisCam1 April 19, 2018