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duck you?

duck = fuck
you = you, u
? = ?
duck + you + ? = fuck you
by ducker June 22, 2004
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fuck a duck

I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck!' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias, "FöÖk~äа°K"
1) "Fuck a duck!" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks.
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket. (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)
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ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.
1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
by RickJames42011 June 4, 2006
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Wounded Duck

Sexual technique used to entice women and create the best orgasms by arousal of the anus. Formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. Much like shocker but can heighten intensity of sexual pleasure to a maximum in comparison.

Steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) Caress anal hole with forefinger
2) Make ready wounded duck position
3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)
I went duck hunting last night
Yea?
Yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then I got to wounded duck her all night long. See? Smell my fingers
by Cock Rocket August 7, 2012
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darkwing duck

omg I just got robbed by a bunch of darkwing ducks
by duckfan1000 August 6, 2009
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Duck-butter

A film in your ass thats so thick you can spread it like butter
Man i havent showerd in a few days and i got some sick DUCK-BUTTER going on all up in my butt! wanna see?
by Gabriel "GeEBaH" Labody August 8, 2006
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duck bomb

To Squat over ones Mouth and defecate into it. Comonly Male on Male, however Female on male is also posible.
Dude, I just got Duck Bombed!
Wash your mouth out you sick fuck.
by NastyShit May 2, 2006
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