Duck Fucking 

To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.

Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.

person A- what are you doing

Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking

Duck Fucking by The Involved One November 9, 2010

duck butter 

the precum that accumulates on the head of the ol' bean flipper as a man is about to cum.

im starting to taste some duck butter as im suckin your dick.

duck butter by nora gray October 1, 2004

duck hunting permit

A duck hunting permit is a sex filled situation.

"Let's go have some fun,
I hope we all have our duck hunting permits!"

duck hunting permit by Lu. April 19, 2008

duck butter 

The nasty thick substance that forms on teeth of people who don't brush them.

Go brush your teeth, you've got a serious case of duck butter going on.

duck butter by Ibustedyou2 February 11, 2013

Duck face 

A girl that dips snuff who takes a selfie of herself just before having to spit her tobbaco juice out. The pic is of her pursed lips ready to spit.

She took a duck face pic as she was about to spit!

Duck face by Timberman August 27, 2017

duck weed

1.(look up duck man) duck mans favorite high supply(lying tommy a.k.a. duck man and me have nothing to do with well u would probly know)

heres a hint hint:weed

2.a plant ducks eat

duck man wheres ur duck weed

duck weed by amado February 13, 2005

duck beef

a fart that sounds like a duck

His duck beef sucked, it sounded like a duck quacking.

duck beef by beefboy5000 May 29, 2010