polo-douche

Combination of both the shirt and the person wearing it when said shirt is a polo shirt and said person is a complete douchebag. This douchebag will always be wearing a polo shirt usually of Abercrombie or Hollister origins. 99% of the time the collar on the d-bag's shirt will be "popped" making the douchebag look like even more of a complete tool. Often, a polo-douche will wear more than one polo shirt with every shirt's collar popped. This can mean up to about 8 polo shirts on one douchebag. A polo-douche (PD) can be quickly recognized if you see a guy with an obvious fake tan who is wearing sunglasses inside or at night. A person can be a douchebag without being a PD if he does not wear polo shirts, but if said douchebag usually wears polos and missed a day (most likely because he forgot to make his girlfriend do his laundry) he is still classified as a PD. The worst kind of PD's you will ever meet are the PD's from New Jersey (America's garbage dump). These people should be avoided at all costs. There is one other thing to note, although it probably seems like every person wearing a polo shirt is a douchebag and consequently a PD, that is not the case. The other kind of person you will see wearing a polo shirt is a nerd. Nerds in polo shirts are easily identified because the buttons on the shirt will be buttoned all the way up, the collar will not be popped, the shirt will be tucked in, and there will be a pocket protector in the shirt's pocket. Avoid these people too.

John: Hey dude, we should see if that guy wants to get in on our game of beach soccer.

Wally: No way brah, did you see what he is wearing? That guy is obviously a polo-douche. He won't want to get sand on him. He just got done fake tanning and the sand will stick to the tanning lotion.

Girl One: I can't believe I dated that guy for a year! He's such a polo-douche!

Girl Two: I know! He was always more worried about his Abercrombie polo shirts than he was about you. What a douchebag!

Girl One: Not a douchebag, a polo-douche.

by AtownDbag October 20, 2012

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spell douche

Someone who corrects your spelling; typcially on social media in front of all your friends.

On Facebook I write: "Its the bain of my existence!"

Spell douche who doesn't even know me writes: I believe it's spelled "bane".

While true, you are douche. A spell douche.

by Igotthis March 13, 2012

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douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

by corey December 21, 2003

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Sports Douche

An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.

Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"

Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???

by Beech_nuts September 16, 2009

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