To win a league title and get relegated the season after.
Only the biggest joke of a football club could manage that, i.e. Manchester City.
Only the biggest joke of a football club could manage that, i.e. Manchester City.
by Up the Reds April 5, 2005

guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?
guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-
guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE
guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-
guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE
by XXX_PUSSY_CONSUMER_XXX February 26, 2020

An unidentified female body
John Do would be an unidentified male body
A word usually used in murderer cases
John Do would be an unidentified male body
A word usually used in murderer cases
Investigators found a corpse out in the forest, but since it did not match any missing person report, the body was classified as Jane Do #60
by Mr.Shade July 29, 2009

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
by GFBG May 18, 2010

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.
While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.
Durr...
While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.
Durr...
"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."
or
"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
or
"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
by Daddy Dan March 12, 2008

by nikhil aka alabondad December 28, 2005

Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
