Charles Dickens

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

sneaky dicing

Playing with your testicles public

He was walking around sneaky dicing

by Tammy sparks May 23, 2019

Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.

"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"

by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018

crease in them dickies

carrying a gun
refers to the way your trousers might crease when you have a gun

you don’t wanna mess with him he got a crease in them dickies

by Anonymous112374659 March 2, 2020

Kentucky Slide Dick-in

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.

Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?

by Nordine October 20, 2021

The Dickies

A band that likes to think that they influenced everyone in the genre of punk, but actually were just a Ramones rip-off band. They play the "It shoulda been us" card. But as Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day put it "Fuck you. It's not you. It will never be you. You'll never write a good song for the rest of your life." Which is plenty true folks.

Man, we started our punk band, then a week later they're acting the fuckin' Dickies on us. Little fuckin' rip-off "punks''!

by Zak January 22, 2004

Dicking

The act of being a dick.

"Man that guy was dicking me all night!"

by HHAGSDGERGSGZ January 3, 2010