Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

dan

a name

his name is dan

by THEANGYPIG January 23, 2019

Dan Klim

Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.

Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!

by UncleSteven February 14, 2019

Dan

This is a guy who loves 1 girl named DANAYA

Damn dan sexy asf frfr

by Yo Boy Danny February 16, 2019

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Dan Adamsoned

The process of having as many relationships in a year. Usually despised by exes, or still loved my them. Either it is a term used to describe the ultimate grandmaster god leader of the fuck boy community. Sometimes is alright at football, but is a cunt to anyone on the pitch.

He dumped me after 1 week, and he used me because I touched his willy. I was Dan adamsoned.

by Jizzlamic State September 17, 2018

Big dan

Fat gipo who smells funny an has many STDs he's could from his mum an sister also his nan who lost her teeth on the big wheel at the gipo fair

Ye look like big Dan

by Owen dono September 29, 2018