dinosaur

the new thing for all the 'scene' kids to like. ohh great, jeez, they take everything- sweatbands (used to be for runners y'know who do exercise and get sweaty!), geek glasses (used to be for people with bad eyesight, now a pisstake). Now the dinosaurs. oh christ.

scene kid 1: oh em gee! aren't dinosaurs like... totally the cutest!! raaawrr! XD
scene kid 2: oh yeah! raawwr im a dinosaur!! x

scene kid: arent dinosaurs the best!! rawwr :P
non-scene kid: *under breath* oh god not the dinosaurs what next? *normal voice* yeah.. no shit sherlock

by gutentag:) May 3, 2010

human dinosaur

the only belief atheist have which really is an ANGEL!

slim - "even tho ur atheist, you should believe in something."

chris - "well i believe in human dinosaurs"

slim - "are you trying to mean ANGELS"

chris - "well you cant see them"

slim - "so ur telling me a dinosaur fucked a female and made a human dinosaur?"

chris - "yep!"

by SLIMxDEA April 18, 2008

Dinosaur Fart

when a man flatulates into a girls mouth and then pisses up her nostril,then puts a bologna sandwich in her cunt.

Dude i totally dinosaur farted on tina.

by DangerousLiasonBitch April 4, 2009

anal dinosaur

this is when you break into a museum afterhours, steal a heap load of dinosaur shit, cook it up with water and butter, then apply it to cover the face of an ugly bitch who is about to momentarily perform oral falacio.

"Yo man, when your ugly girlfriend comes over, make sure you leave yourself enough time to anal dinosaur her, or else i am, cause shes dirts"

by Katzilla July 28, 2008

dinobear

(n). She is a very rare nocturnal species with the cuteness of a teddy bear and lives in trees. She is fun to hang out with, but when you're not cuddling or sleeping she is fierce in her sexual endeavors. Dinobears have a distinct mating call that tends to emerge after multiple orgasms, cocaine use, or just a common cold. If you're lucky, you'll hear it again but you should probably get that shit on recording before it's too late. Dinobear young are in rare form the coolest. Only rahh-some man babies can make it happen.

Last night my girlfriend turned into a dinobear.

by cjezioro September 12, 2010

dinosaurs

Prehistoric animals that became extinct for god knows what reason...WARNING: any boy who played with dinosaurs as a kid is certain to be a wanker...serious check it out!

be weary of those kids who liked dinosaurs.

by Maddy-grace December 8, 2007

Dinosaur Cunt

Dinosaur Cunt is a old white Anglo Saxon ultra conservative bastard, opinionated, racist, red neck, bigot. They are patriotic, nationalistic and sentimental for the good old days when white men with short back and sides ruled the world while wearing sandals with knee high socks.

Bruce Ruxton is a Dinosaur cunt.
I went to the RSL for a cheap crumbed steak and mixed frozen vegetables and it was full of dinosaur cunts.
Did you watch Fox news last night ,it sounded like dinosaur cunts queefing.

by Banana Republican December 28, 2011